brainwashing continues

Let the brainwashing continue continue … 09-25-04

LET'S ALL SING A SONG:
“I’m so happy I’ve got Rush Limbaugh
To do my thinking now for me
Now I can kick back, pop my prozac
Vote for Bush and watch teevee …” ©2004 Al Chidester

Doctor Germ, Chemical Ali, sound like bad guys from a Marvel comic. Where’s Spiderman? Praise be to God we have BUSHMAN to save us now! Let the Holy War begin!

LET'S SING ANOTHER SONG:

SLEAZY POLITICIAN MP3 available by email request
c/o Leftneck Records
©2004 Alan Chidester, aka Fiddlin’ Big Al
Box 216
Oakesdale WA 99158
alchidester@juno.com

"CHO (use as needed)
I’m a sleazy politician, you bet I make a bunch
Give me million dollars maybe someday we’ll do lunch
Your gonna neeeeeeed my help somedaaaaaay
You can vote us out of office, but we’ll never - - - - go awaaaaay

"We’ve got to hunker in the bunker a suckin’ down the oil
While terror after terror plot our government must foil
There’s no room here for error, and it’s no time for dissent
And no time to ever wonder how our treasure’s bein’ spent

"Politicians talkin’ screamin’ say “You gotta VOTE FOR ME!”
But there’s so much mud a-slingin’ that your ballot you can’t see
There’s no time here to think much ‘bout a maybe better plan
And no way to guess on this Earth who may be the better man

"Lies and hype are flyin’ like a speedin’ bullet train
And issues without answer bounce around your fevered brain
One man says the futures dark and the other says it’s bright
But no one asks the questions to reveal which one is right

"I promise you NO TAXES and with that we’ll buy the moon
And give each and every one a taste from Uncle’s silver spoon
So line up and mark your ballots without ever askin’why
“Cause if you get an answer it will surely be a lie

"I’m a sleazy politician, when I started out I cared
Now seduced by power and money, I just gotta get my share
Now I vote my conscience with my wallet in my hand
If you follow in my footsteps you will someday understand

"CHO
I’m a sleazy politician, you bet I make a bunch
Give me million dollars maybe someday we’ll do lunch
Your gonna neeeeeeed my help somedaaaaaay
You can vote us out of office, but we’ll never - - - - go awaaaaay

"We accuse some bad dictator of an evil master plan
To possess all of the weapons that were made by our own hand
And then we send our troops a’marchin’ to another foreign land
To make another new dictator come under our command

"And were never ever learnin’ from this déjà vu again
As history repeats itself we just get fooled again
You push all of our buttons and we all line up to vote
And some sleazy politician grabs our futures by the throat

"200 years of history have made this country great
But Truth, Liberty and Justice just caught the midnight freight
I’ll accuse my fine opponent of some heinous traitor’s crime
And frame him as the culprit for errors that were mine

"If you’ve got a problem and want me to take a stand
Get a million dollars and put it in my hand
Your gonna neeeeeeed my help somedaaaaaay
You can vote us out of office, but we’ll never, never, ever go awaaaaay

"CHO (use as needed)
I’m a sleazy politician, you bet I make a bunch
Give me million dollars maybe someday we’ll do lunch
Your gonna neeeeeeed my help somedaaaaaay
You can vote us out of office, but we’ll never - - - - go awaaaaay"